If you have a function and if you can find them, maybe you can hire Magicians In Black. . . .
All Calls may be recorded and used for training porpoises; available for Weddings
Funerals & Bar Mitzvahs: Wars & revolutions started or stopped, Governments overthrown,
Kingdoms saved, Disasters averted, Dragons slayed, Tigers tamed, Alligators wrestled,
Mysteries solved, Conflicts resolved, Countries invaded, Teeth pulled, Bombs diffused,
Maidens rescued, Hoodies hoodwinked, Dogs walked, Cats neutered, Papers delivered,